Pshiii! Lost in Magic? Us Too!

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! We're like, super magical but also super terrible at it! We once tried to make it rain sprinkles but accidentally summoned a tornado of toilet paper! Our favorite food is cereal... but we eat it with our hooves! Wheeeee! Being a unicorn is THE BEST worst thing ever!

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🦄 Bonkers Unicorns are ready to sparkle the crypto world with rainbow magic!
⭐ From magical forests to the moon - we're galloping to infinity!
🌈 Holy moly! Best investment since we discovered glitter cereal!
💎 More magical than our shiniest horn and prettier than rainbow sprinkles!
✨ Wheeeee! Magic means sharing sparkles with your unicorn friends!
🦄 Bonkers Unicorns are ready to sparkle the crypto world with rainbow magic!
⭐ From magical forests to the moon - we're galloping to infinity!
🌈 Holy moly! Best investment since we discovered glitter cereal!
💎 More magical than our shiniest horn and prettier than rainbow sprinkles!
✨ Wheeeee! Magic means sharing sparkles with your unicorn friends!

Bonkers Tokens

Golly gee whiz! Our tokens aren't just magical - they're BONKERS magical! We tried to count them once but got distracted by a shiny rainbow and forgot how to math! They're shinier than our horns and more valuable than a lifetime supply of rainbow sprinkles!

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Holy Moly! These Tokens are MEGA-MAGICAL!

These spectacular sparkly tokens will make you richer than a dragon's treasure hoard! They're so amazingly magical that even the grumpiest trolls stopped being grumpy just to get some Bonkers Tokens! Here's what makes them absolutely bonkers-amazing:

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Unicorn Horn Power
Makes your wallet more magical than a fairy godmother's wand
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Rainbow Sprinkle Magic
Makes you rich faster than we say "Wheeeee!"
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Giggles & Sparkles Formula
Brings rainbow happiness to your portfolio and unicorn friends to your wallet

Secret Sparkles

OMG OMG OMG! We accidentally discovered the secret to making money while eating rainbow cereal! We tried to count our sparkles but got distracted by a butterfly and forgot we were billionaires!"

We Have NO IDEA What We're Doing But It's WORKING!

So like, we were just galloping around being fabulous when WHOOPSIE - we became crypto geniuses! Our math is so bad we think 1+1 = sparkles, but somehow our tokenomics are PERFECT!

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1B
Total Supply
We made SO many we lost count after 37!
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65M
Magic Mistakes Fund
Oops tokens from when we hiccupped during minting!
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935M
Chaos Distribution
For everyone who's as confused as we are!
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LOCKED
Liquidity Security
Locked because we forgot the password LOL!
"I thought crypto was a type of breakfast cereal but now I own three lambos and a rainbow factory! Still don't know what blockchain means LOL!" - Accidentally Rich Unicorn
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Unicorn Family

WHEEEEE! Join our absolutely BONKERS family where we eat glitter for breakfast and cry rainbow tears of joy! We're basically a support group for unicorns who are terrible at being magical but AMAZING at making money!

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Daily Chaos Sessions
Screaming about rainbows and accidentally summoning lambos!
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Oopsie Benefits
When we mess up magic, everyone gets richer somehow!
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24/7 Confusion Support
We're all lost together and it's BEAUTIFUL!
"I joined for the friendship but everyone keeps giving me money! Is this how families work? I love being adopted by millionaires!" - Newly Adopted Rich Baby Unicorn